Wednesday, July 23
In addition, bases will not be identified as first, second or third, and will be treated equally without numerical ranking, the foul lines will be identified as fair lines and instead of having just one fan of the game, every fan will be recognized as Fan of the Game. Finally, trophies will be handed out to each participant in between-innings promotions and all contests will be evenly matched among genders for Title IX purposes -- so there will be no losers and everyone is a winner.
Last, the Spinners will be paying added attention to "Going Green" on Political Correctness night, encouraging fans to recycle and promoting carpooling and public transportation to the game, as well as a salute to Hybrids.
For the July 23 game, the first 250 fans, male or female, in attendance will receive Lowell Spinners potholders. Conversely, the following evening, only the first 250 females will receive the potholder.
Thursday, July 24
In addition to publicly identifying those players who commit errors, the Spinners will for one night create "Men Only" entrances to the ballpark and allowing only men to participate in the between-innings promotions.
Furthermore, the first 250 women in attendance will receive pink Lowell Spinners potholders to use in kitchen while preparing dinner for their husbands. As a result, only females will take orders at the two main concession stands.
The Spinners are also happy to provide napping areas for any senior citizens who feel the need to "rest their eyes" during the game. Cot stations will be set up on the concourse, available to any fans over the age of 60.
The Spinners will continue their salute to the incorrect, offering complimentary gas cards to fans to encourage them to use as much gas as possible, including encouraging families to drive to the game separately. A tribute to gas guzzlers will include needlessly driving vehicles during each between-inning break.
For more information, please call 978-805-5117.